Finland 100: 94 – Xmas Tree in the Wild

Public Safety Announcement: a domestic xmas tree has escaped and been spotted roaming in the wild outdoors. It is not known how it managed to get away from its tinsel chains, nor unplug its lights and remove its baubles. Although no presents were damaged during the escape, the owner’s cat is in a state of shock and covered in fresh tree sap. Last seen trying to imitate a natural wild tree standing by the side of a deserted barn, the public has been advised not to approach with any xmas good cheer and to be on full alert until the subject has been apprehended.